Haywood. I want to live in the Big Brother house.

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

posted 40 minutes ago

"Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything."
Unknown (via misjudgments)

posted 59 minutes ago

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes

posted 1 hour ago

cutedroid:

reblog if you’re going to win

posted 1 hour ago

rickydillon:

shutupaubrey:

the best moment in film history

ICONIC

posted 1 hour ago

crippledbypizza:

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

image

posted 1 hour ago

penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

posted 9 hours ago

posted 9 hours ago

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

ninetween:

I’M SO HIGH AND I’M DYING RIGHT NOW. I WAS WHEEZING

posted 9 hours ago